Archive for August, 2009

gross generalizations with almost no meaning whatsoever

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

This site is devoted to soulful materialism. You will find no grist for the political mill here.

Disclaimer aside, we would like to make a observation about political belief. It can be said that the more religious a person becomes, the more religion becomes their politics. Conversely the more secular a person becomes, the more politics becomes their religion. This is a merely an observation that is perhaps worthy of a high school social studies project.

Once we are able to locate a precocious high school student to prove this empirically we will then make our second observation in the form of a parable. We are reminded of a comment made by either a Russian cleric or communist (the symbolism is appropriate) who said this:

“When I see a poor man in the street, I consider this a spiritual problem, not a political problem.”

If we learned anything in college, it is that altruism is metaphysical. For example, does a young man give up his seat for the old lady on the bus out of self-sacrifice or to placate his conscience? The answer, we believe, is that only a spiritual force outside of the physical world can compel a human being to truly sacrifice for others.

Before you think that this makes religion our politics, however, consider what motivates people to take up spiritual things in general. What is to be said of the spiritual healer a few days back who killed three people in a sweat lodge ceremony by confusing vomit with purification?

We’d rather commune with communists.

At least if the door was locked.

A Parton Priestess of Grooviness

Friday, August 14th, 2009

julia-child-with-rolling-pins The new biopic Julie & Julia (more or less) on Julia Child reminds us of what it means to be and not seem. We think she looks rather fetching in this shot as well, don’t you think? With the popularity of this very good movie copies of the cookbook (the one and only) may be hard to come by. We suggest you bide your time by practicing the Art of French Kissing (for which there must surely be a manual) before you grow fat and ugly from all that classic (nouvelle is for nits) french cuisine you should be enjoying soon.

3 in 1 shower gel. An answer to prayer.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

niveaI have to make a confession about the mother of personal makeover shows. If I were ever to have been nominated for “Queer Eye,” they would have exposed a personal habit that is pure fashion sacrilege. I use bar soap to shampoo, and even to shave. While I admit to being suckered into expensive “product” by a pleasant stylist now and them, I usually go back to Irish Spring, Dial or whatever sliver of soap that still lathers up.

Now I see this ad for 3 in 1 shower gel that serves as shampoo, soap and even shaving cream. This soap is from a company with a pleasant french name that conjures up images of Ban De’Soleil, which for a man of a certain age, remains the iconic image for the suave, stylish, and dare I say, groovy life.

3 in 1 shower gel. It could the answer to a prayer I did not even know I had.

So go to h-ll, Carson. And take your friends with you.

(submitted by Chris Birt for groovyman.com)