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Here is a palette (chosen for you, mindless one) and a resource for Art Directors when they just can’t see it. ColorCombos.com Combo

Orders are being taken by writing to us directly at groovyman.com. It looks plenty groovy on a mug, as a website badge or a very skimpy t-shirt. Make that a very small t-shirt or a very large mug that is popular with unshaven fat guys who sport ponytails. Generally in dirty coffee shops. With screaming, free wireless. And Pomo chicks.

As anyone who speaks American knows, there is only one King. If that King were to have given public speeches in addition to musical performances, historians pretty much agree that he would have quoted the text of his favorite advertisement that remains framed and hanging in his castle of kitsch called Graceland. (Oh, and Buckingham Palace is sophisticated?)

That ad is called The Penalty Of Leadership and it was written by a future advertising owner named Theodore McManus in 1915. Perhaps if the English monarchy were not so biased against the Irish, which as everyone also knows, are the greatest writers in English (i.e. McManus, Joyce), George coulda’ cut his early teeth on better prose and rocked it early on.

Although we would have really missed the movie. And James Franco would have taken the Oscar.

Oh yes, he may not be Barry White, but this automotive video artist loves his woman (on wheels). This kind of love is special. Germans cannot understand. And hopefully we’ll own a Sixty Special soon for auwselves.

Hearing the Chicago Transit Authority in its heyday kinda makes us forget that a human switchblade has just slashed his way into the Mayorship. We much prefer this thrashing of guitars. Who is Rahm Emanuel anyway? Man? Or Monster?

This evening I was sent by my spouse to return a copy of the HBO series Breaking Bad for a copy of something else. As I looked at the HBO section in Blockbuster, I found my choices to be serial killing (Dexter) pornography, sexual addiction, euthansia, perverted nurses and a cocktail of series on chemical addictions.

Oh, and Breaking Bad, of course, features a hero that manufactures meth. After all, he has a family to feed, a few months to live and a degree in Chemistry from Caltech.

On a completely separate note, our favorite family series happens to be The Walking Dead (extremely graphic gore with zombies). Thus it would appear that the next formula for Hollywood success might be a remake of Leave It To Beaver.

What.

Quit looking at me.

“Brilliant” must be applied to this article in the Atlantic on Lady Gaga. We would even go so far as to state that it will be the definitive pronouncement on her nihilistic talent. There was a time that talent alone would also make for aural pleasure. This is Blondie’s catchiest >>