Archive for the ‘Politics and Pure Evil’ Category

Vote for the horse

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

I hear they talk about politics on this blog. They use big words designed to impress. That’s all horse crap. Take the word “apathy.” What kind of sissy-pants word is that? We thought this was a guide for real men and hearty moms, so what was that little white panty mime picture doing below my comercial? (I had ‘em remove it. ) This is politics, dammit. And the jump cut work, particulalry on my equestrian partner in this commerical, is beyond exquisite.

The Rent Is Too Damn High

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

The New York Governor’s Race was likely decided before it began. What a shame. It’s refreshing to hear candidates threaten to “rub out” their opponents. Alas, Carl Paladino could not hope to match the rousing rhetoric of certain other contenders. Apparently “Where the hell are you Mr. Rangel?” was also considered for a name.