Archive for the ‘Groovy Sartorialism’ Category

Cool. Continued.

Friday, January 21st, 2011

holubar-paragon-parkaThis post is a follow up to the piece below. As it happens, we have come across an amazing site for outdoor gear. It appears this author has cataloged and written about all of the best gear makers that ever existed (in the United States.)

We are talking about the real Holubar (pictured: legendary down gear), Sierra Designs, Gerry, Filson and more. Time permitting, we might discover that some of these outfits gave birth to high-end brands of today. When you look at the price tags of Marmot and MontBelle however, their origins are likely more prosaic.

It feels like cool venture capitalism.

Which leaves us a little cold.

Old “Cool” for Cold

Friday, January 21st, 2011

eddiebauer-skyliner-1936-19Recently parts of the Upper Midwest have experienced real winter. Temperatures this weekend are to dip below -20 F in urban territories like Minneapolis and St. Paul. This is the type of climate that separates the winter from the beachwear.

What most yuppies don’t get is that most of the spendy stuff they buy is way overpriced for the amount of protection they receive. When it comes to staying warm, you need three things to truly shove your finger in Mother’ Nature’s face.

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a) Full coverage
b) Layers
c) 600+ fill down*

Until someone can prove otherwise, when it comes to extreme cold there is STILL no better way to stay warm that by covering as much of your body as possible with a garment that is insulated with down. Not fiberfill, holofill, or even fur (too pricey|prissy in the wrong style).

This means you need a good, full-length (above the knee) winter parka with fine quality down and some kind of wind layer. A good jacket will be knit in a manner that forms a natural layering barrier (usually if the down is a very dense fill–600-800).

We suggest the Kara Koram jacket or pretty much anything that is designed by Eddie Bauer. Among other items, Eddie Bauer pretty much invented the down jacket and today offers some of the best down in the densest fills around.

While Eddie Bauer lost a few decades under tutelage of a cereal company, and went bankrupt as late as 2009 under some hedge fund, they seem to have their mojo back. And while some think the fabled Kara Koram jacket for 2011 is not as warm as the 2009 model, we think its fantastic to find a reproduction of a classic (we like buttons) that is so faithful to its roots.

Best of all, Eddie Bauer’s outerwear is on sale right now at a steep discount on Amazon and other places. It is a better deal than than Marmot and Mountain Hardware, and it’s almost “in” enough to be out of the outlet malls.

* If you want to show your dough while looking “in the know” then go for a Canada Goose parka. The idle rich in Hollywood and even assorted young McKinsey types have already discovered these Chilliwac contraptions. (And here we thought they might be a Cabela brand.)

Our Competition. If We Competed.

Monday, January 17th, 2011

giltcom-logo-1In our envy over the Facebook private offering, we’ve engaged in a rather spirited and revealing search of other valuable online sites. For example we recently discovered that the Editor of Esquire in England has recently left to create MR. PORTER which is backed by the highly successful 1) net-a-porter site that sells couture samples (an industry unto itself) at 60-80% off, much like the fabulous 2) gilt group sites.

The trick to these sites is the fact that you have to register first and agree to sign-up for e-mails and newsletters. This, in fact, is the key to the profitability of the biggest sale so far of an online magazine property with Daily Candy a few years back. All of these online magazines (or whatever you call them) have deep investor pockets. Daily Candy, for example, was backed by a group with Bob Pitmann, the founder of MTV and others.

Closely aligned with these types of sites are the current men’s lifestyle sites on the web that include 3) urban daddy, 4) thrillist (for 19-24 somethings) and the fashion sites that support the retail sites like the 5) giltguides (exceptionally well done) and a series of links that can be found on a page entitled 6) por homme that leads to still more sites like this including the excellent 7) inventory.

What this all means is that groovyman.com should find some deep pockets or get a piece of that private offering for Facebook or Groupon. In lieu of this, we suggest that the new congress engage in a campaign entitled TAXTHESACHS. We are currently preparing stickers and necktie pins to be auctioned to the first amenable politician we can find. Naderites are also welcome.

Sharper Than a Ginsu

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

800px-shonen_knife-51Shonen Knife remains the best of the Japanese neo-punkers. If you know anything of the Land of the Setting Sun (which we hope shall rise again after they kill all the bankers and their zaibatsu) you must relish groups like these.

With guitars awailing, Shonen Knife sliced and diced up vapid Japanese pop and replaced it with something more visceral. Instead of airy fare like “UFO” from groups like Pink Lady, Shonen focused on thrashing out covers of Carpenters songs. Seminal bands like Sonic Youth cited Shonen as influences and/or vice versa. And simply no “bijin band” member back then would have sported a t-shirt by Motorhead. Seems almost lyrical. Bite me.

Sushi Bar

Going to a sushi bar!

Sushi, sushi, sushi bar!

Going to a sushi bar!

Sushi, sushi, sushi bar!

Going to a sushi bar!

Sushi, sushi, sushi bar!

Going to a sushi bar!

I wanna go to a sushi bar.

I wanna go with you

Inkstink

Monday, September 27th, 2010

To some people the true smell of success will remain the smell of ink. Nothing has the scent of a freshly minted currency note. While not everyone can savor the olfactory overload of a Fort Knox, you can still sate your senses by viewing the fabulous design of old Dutch money. These designs look exquisitely holographic and yet carefully controlled (although we question the meaning of the bunny rabbit.) While such bank notes are rarely circulated, they remain proof that capitalism does not always stink when it comes to art.

A watch you can see in the dark

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

luminox2Look, we don’t really know what watches the U.S. Navy SEALs wear. In fact, we’re not sure if you should care what watches SEALs wear unless you are a SEAL. (If you are a SEAL, by the way, you can wear any damn watch you please.) That said, we like the Luminox watch that’s advertised as the Original Navy SEAL Dive Watch. Since we didn’t put this watch through the rigorous testing of wearing it while jumping out of a helicopter, swimming two kilometers, then blowing up an enemy installation, we can’t vouch for its durability. What we can vouch for is that it looks good, the glow-in-the-dark markings are very bright, it keeps good time, and the price–around $200–is reasonable. It also comes in different face colors, such as black, white, orange, blue and, our favorite, yellow.

Hemingway and Head Tonic

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

hemingway460 As “Papa” always said, British Colonialism had its high points. It encouraged the preparation of all sorts of gin drinks that are with us to this day. I am quite sure, for example that Pimms No.1 cup was invented during this time. Pimms with a little gin, some lime juice and a large spritz of soda and tonic makes a fantastic late summer drink.

Which brings us to this post. In the British West Indies a tonic of a different kind was developed during the 1800s callled Royall Bay Rhum. This makes a great after shave, and makes your head tingle when you massage it into your hair. Hemingway (pictured) was a fan. For all we know it could be used as a shampoo. Or, if you are into derelict chic (as Will Ferrel showed us in Zoolander), an aperitif.

The most bizzare movie of all time

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

We can say without reservation that is the most bizzare movie ever made (this is a week for absolute statements.) Essentially it is about a man who turns into a machine with certain appendages that he uses to drill people, places and things. After that it becomes a little hard to follow. It is enough of a cyber-punk classic to meirt a very long wikkipedia entry which we will allow to explain this, er, film here. The movie is supposed to say something about the mechanization of society, nuclear waste and the nihilism that only a country that has experienced atomic weapons could explore.

Or to quote another professional movie critic (from IMDb) “It’s like Dali has been reborn Japanese and schizophrenic and has decided to make a film but gets confused and makes people mate with machines and he tries to film the result but the camera has overdosed on amphetamines.”

Yes.

Wet To Wear

Monday, April 19th, 2010

ladys4Someone we know is in the process of designing a clothing line called BobLake. Found a link to their site here. Does not appear complete yet but the site is nicely done in WordPress–yeah, just like this site but with all the bells, whistles and dumb interns to post videos and waste copious amounts of time. What is really cool about this site is that it appears to make a cruddy topic sexy–or the spread of “exotic and invasive species” on big boats in recreational lakes (pictured as “nasty little beauties” on the site).

Poop Coffee. Made by Weasels.

Monday, October 19th, 2009

kopi-sumatra-farmerThere is a small animal in Indonesia related to the Mongoose who ingests a certain kind of coffee bean. Once these beans have passed through the critter’s gastrointestinal tract and, um, expelled, they are packaged and sold as the world’s most exquisite and expensive coffee. While it occurs to us that the juxtaposition of our headline next to a picture of a Sumatran Kopi Luwak farmer (translated: coffee from weasel) might appear derogatory to fair-trade minded merchants may we remind our readers that we have never been treated as poorly as we have by fair trade minded businesspeople seeking our services. They really were full of it. Or maybe we’ve just had too much caffeine. Read about Kopi Luwak here.